Bobsleigh?

I turned on the TV last night, expecting to see bobsled from Turin, but all they had was bobsleigh from Torino.

That, and the sad sight of all of those limp Norwegian flags at the finish of the 4x10km cross-country relay.

Compulsion

I don't have OCD or anything, but if I ever got to work and all of the red hangers were taken and I had to use a yellow one for my coat, I'm not sure what I'd do.

Nostalgia

One of my wife's friends has only just now discovered email. As a result, our inbox is jammed with jokes, cartoons, fake sob stories, and hoaxes.

It's just like 1998.

Snappy Comeback

My new dentist is Dr. Sherlock. Each time I go to see her, I hope she says something self-evident, so I can come back with "Thank you, Captain Obvious!"

Chipotle

I learned yesterday that chipotles are just smoked jalapeños.

I can honestly say, though, that this new knowledge hasn't brought me happiness.