Friday, October 14, 2005

Extra-familial poop

Lord knows I've dealt with my share of messy diapers. I can't say I enjoy cleaning up the feces of my offspring, but neither do I mind it all that much. But other children are another matter altogether, and the older they are, the more I'd like to avoid it. Yesterday a three-and-a-half-year-old dropped a load on our floor. I should say "floors," since he spread it out over two rooms. And the toilet seat. And himself, down to his feet.

Most unpleasant.