Get out the knee!

This is freakin' funny. "Burgr 2.0. Beta."

Dear Dr. Pepper: Please spam me. No? Well, all right...

What's wrong with this picture?

In a moment of weakness, I attempted to see if I was one of those lucky 1 in 6 to win a prize for buying a Dr. Pepper.

There's nothing wrong with Dr. Pepper. It's a fine product. On those rare occasions when I drink a carbonated soft drink, chances are I'll choose Dr. Pepper if it's available. At 10 or 2 or 4, it's just the thing to hit the spot!

So to see if I won a fabulous prize, like more Dr. Pepper or a key chain or something, I checked out drpepper.com. My bottle cap has a sixteen-digit alpha-numeric prize code, because I'm sure they need to have 7,958,661,109,946,400,884,391,936 different ones. Sales must be booming.

I know they just want my email address so they can spam me about, oh, I don't know -- Caffeine-free Diet Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper. But if I get a Dr. Pepper hat out of it, well, so be it.

Apparently I have been here before, because when I tried to give them my email address, they already had it. OK, fine -- I'll sign in with my usual throw-away password.

Uh-oh! I'm missing some key information! Which required fields do they need?

Uhh....

Four fields.

That AREN'T ON THE PAGE! AAAARGH!

Most intimidating email ever

"Stephen Fry (stephenfry) is now following your updates on Twitter."