Kurdistan

Gotta make a move to an
autonomous region that's right for me
Region keep me movin'
Keep me groovin' with some energy

Well, I talk about it
Talk about it
Talk about it
Talk about it
Talk about, Talk about
Talk about movin'

Gotta move on
Gotta move on
Gotta move on

Won't you take me to
Kurdistan
Won't you take me to
Kurdistan
Won't you take me to
Kurdistan
Won't you take me to
Kurdistan

Dude!

Guy on Minnesota Public Radio this morning (probably Perry Finelli, but I'm not 100% sure) reported that the Minnesota Vikings had defeated the Jacksonville "Jagwires."

I may withhold my next donation just for that. I kinda need a tote bag, too, so I'm torn.

Pump up the volume!

I'll admit I didn't take the health insurance issue seriously until I saw Crazy Shouting Bearded Infomercial Dude selling it on the TV. Now I think we may be in trouble.

Get out the knee!

This is freakin' funny. "Burgr 2.0. Beta."

Dear Dr. Pepper: Please spam me. No? Well, all right...

What's wrong with this picture?

In a moment of weakness, I attempted to see if I was one of those lucky 1 in 6 to win a prize for buying a Dr. Pepper.

There's nothing wrong with Dr. Pepper. It's a fine product. On those rare occasions when I drink a carbonated soft drink, chances are I'll choose Dr. Pepper if it's available. At 10 or 2 or 4, it's just the thing to hit the spot!

So to see if I won a fabulous prize, like more Dr. Pepper or a key chain or something, I checked out drpepper.com. My bottle cap has a sixteen-digit alpha-numeric prize code, because I'm sure they need to have 7,958,661,109,946,400,884,391,936 different ones. Sales must be booming.

I know they just want my email address so they can spam me about, oh, I don't know -- Caffeine-free Diet Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper. But if I get a Dr. Pepper hat out of it, well, so be it.

Apparently I have been here before, because when I tried to give them my email address, they already had it. OK, fine -- I'll sign in with my usual throw-away password.

Uh-oh! I'm missing some key information! Which required fields do they need?

Uhh....

Four fields.

That AREN'T ON THE PAGE! AAAARGH!

Most intimidating email ever

"Stephen Fry (stephenfry) is now following your updates on Twitter."

In which I explain the immigration issue

Here's the crime committed by illegal immigrants:

Yearning to breathe free.

Serial disappointment

... each time that frickin' Kid Rock song come on, and I realize 2 seconds later that it's not Warren Zevon.

I can almost taste it...

Busch Light with coriander seed and orange peel.

Little Known Fact

In a major, with a share of the lead after ninety holes, on the day after Father's Day in a Leap Year, Tiger Woods has never lost. Ever.

You could look it up.

Jeebus

Saw this:
and was reminded of this:

Waiting for the eye-rolling from TWN.

Million-dollar idea

For the burgeoning fly snack market: Reese's Feces.

So many facts..

...so little space.

There goes another piece of my brain that will nevermore hold useful knowledge. I just read that Lulu was once married to Maurice Gibb. Ask me in twenty years -- I'll still remember it, instead of remembering something important.

RIP, Bobby Fischer

...ya bastard.